A very serious looking Freddie has just had his face painted at the library. I reckin it'll take 15-20 minutes before it's wiped all over the sofa.

A Festival for the Rest of Us

It's Festivus time, where better to buy your Festivus Pole from, than Festivuspoles.com, where the true spirit of Festivus is shown. Here you can learn the rituals of Festivus, including the Airing of Grievances, and the Feat of Strength. Just remember, don't decorate it. 

Call the police

Either there's a serial killer in town, or we're trying out colours for the end walls in the living room. They're not quite as lively as they look here, but nonetheless, it would be a bold move to give over the end walls to this kind of colour. Still, in for a penny, in for a pigment. The children have both been sick today, and we're just waiting for the chicken pox spots to emerge, hopefully now rather than just before christmas. 

Blogger disturbance

It looks like the blogger outage might have caused the fuel depot explosion. It seems that a build up of static electricity caused by too many unpublished blogs rubbing up against each other in cyberspace made the initial spark.

Blimey.

The sky looks apocalyptic in this picture of the fuel depot explosion. Amazing.