Saturday, October 01, 2005

Here's something I don't understand.

There seems to have been an infestation of Daddy Long Legs' near our house. There are hundreds in the garden and god knows how many in the park. There were 6 on the helterskelter alone today, and that has got to be a pretty hostile environment for them. What makes this even odder is that two people, without any prompting have also said that they have been infested with these lettle buggers. I haven't read the book of revelations recently, so I can't be certain whether or not Daddy Long Legs feature in it, but it must surely be a sign of the end of all things. They're suprisingly tenacious little so and so's too. I had one on my windscreen last night when I got in the car to go home, and I didn't want to kill it by sweeping it off with the windscreen wipers, but it took more than ten minutes of around 40 miles an hour, and then a good minute or so of 50+ to shake it off the windscreen. If these creatures really are the devils emissaries then we are in a lot of trouble.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

So this is the likely bunch of candidates for the leader of the opposition. Blimey, what a shower. I'd better set the video for election night 2013 for a decent fight then.

Hmm, why does rice grow pink mould?

Tony 'Lionel' Blair ends his dance routine at the Labour Party conference.

Monday, September 26, 2005


Here is a body of men, who are prepared to risk everything, well social exclusion anyway, in order to be remembered as the greatest in their field. Poirot would have been proud.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Barbara Bush's Milk of Human Kindness

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Any ideas how to deal with a boy having a tantrum? Whatever we do is wrong, and causes screams of disapproval. Oh god, it's infuriating.